Do you want to know what the best thing in my life is?
In a world of technology filled with dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge, it's hard to imagine a time when people actually verbally asked one another out on dates. Nowadays, you instantly have access to thousands of potential suitors with one small swipe of a finger. But is this really a good thing? My personal Tinder experience has been nothing but a bunch of dead-beats and dead-ends. It seems like every guy I've talked to is looking for something casual.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU. I was blinded by your beauty I'm going to need your name and for insurance purposes.
Are you a camera? If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. Are you an omelette? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend. Boyfriend material. Do I know you?
Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Are you religious?
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Are you a parking ticket? Can I have yours? You look so familiar Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. Are you African? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me. Can I follow you home? Because you've got some nice buns! Did you invent the airplane? If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself. Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
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Do you have a pencil? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you have a Band-Aid? Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
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I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? My parents said I should follow my dreams. I'm staring at your heart. Is your daddy a Baker?
Cause you have a pretty sweet butt. Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. I'm not staring at your boobs. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you're a keeper!
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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Because you're making me egg-cited! Are you a florist? Do you have a map? Can I have your Instagram? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful. If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Because you look like a hot-tea! Because you're my juan and only!
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Cause I wanna give you. Because I like you a latte. Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. Do you play soccer? I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart. Because every time I look at you, I smile. I'm getting lost in your eyes. Because you're so-da-licious!
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Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you? Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? Do you work at Starbucks? Because you're a frican babe. I seem to have lost my phone.
Cause you seem Wright for me.
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? Are you my Appendix? Are you mexican? Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. Are you a magician?
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Are you an interior decorator? Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you. Is your nickname Chapstick? There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on! Are you an orphanage?